"Since the dawn of the 20th Century, I have witnessed great moments of humanity. I have journeyed into space on board Soyuz 19 and bound men together in oaths of allegiance and honoured their triumphs. I pioneered flavoured vodkas in the 60s and have mixed cocktails for the finest actors and the greatest Presidents. I have no official birthday, but for more than 80 years have been produced to the same traditions and highest quality standards." ~ Stoli, The Vodka.